Anhydrous Wit

I seldom watch sports.  Even with the Olympics on, with a larger variety of events than ever appear normally on TV, and with the chance of s...

 I try not to fret about having turned 50 this year.  I figure that, if I don't make it a big deal, it doesn't hurt, and people won...

 My employer receives a lot of trade magazines and catalogs in the mail (even after telling the publishers that we want the electronic, not ...

 The plural of "index" is "indices".  Does it follow that you can have one bottle of Windex or two bottles of Windices?

 DAY 2:  When I arrived home from work, the day after the smoke detector incident, I pushed the button of my garage door opener and turned m...

I dreamt last night that I was in a house (not mine), going to every smoke detector and carbon monoxide detector, trying to figure out which...

I've commented before that computers, the internet, and other forms of technology and I have a "cold war" of sorts.  We view e...

I have been so lazy, this note to blog about my second grocery-shopping foray has been on my keyboard for weeks.  I don't know why, sinc...

Along with my actual waist size, there are a couple of other reasons I couldn't believe my eyes this weekend.  And it's only Saturda...

I accidentally tore through the knee of the pair of jeans I sometimes wear to work, so I need to replace them.  I tried on every other pair ...