And, while you're up, pour me a Guinness.
Tweety and Thing One insist that that young woman on campus today was checking me out. I think she was merely wondering why I had two women in the cab of the pickup truck with me. After all, why would she be interested in a balding, fat-assed man twice her age?
I must admit, though, that her cutoffs fit nicely, she was tall with long legs, and that particular tint of blonde (be it natural or not) suited her well.
Sounds like a good time to have a cellphone with a camera.
ReplyDeleteI do. Or did you mean I should also know how to use it? :)
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