They Could Hire Me for Their Anti-Marketing Department

Author's Note:  I have no experience with the hospital mentioned below.  This post should not be construed as a recommendation nor a denegration of the organization nor its services.

There's a hospital in town named Hillcrest.  To me, that name would be more appropriate for a cemetery.

And the winner of the World's Worst Slogan is...  "The place where healthy people go to die."