Full of Bull

Yesterday, my boss wondered how his nephew was such a good salesperson to our high-end clients.  Well, first, he's young (ten years younger than me).  Second, he's attractive in one sort of way.  Third, he's a great bullsh-t artist.  That man creates more bullsh-t than a field of cows.

That sounds impressive, until you think about it.  Did you ever realize that all the herds of cows* you've seen are females?  You can't gather bulls in a field because they'd fight with each other.  I mean, I've heard of bulls, but never a herd of bulls.

* "Sure, I've heard of cows."  (Lou Costello)