On the eighth day, God invented bleach.

I requested an estimate for a product. Said estimate was e-mailed to me in a four-page document. The first page has large type and a lot of white space. The following three pages are small print, little white space, and full of legal jargon. The problem (other than the actual estimate being a minor part of the document) is that the legal staff didn't fully proofread.

(Company name) "...may require payment to made through an irrevocable letter of credit in favor of and acceptable to (company name) and established by Purchaser at its expense."

In the warranty section, the company shall not be held liable for "...fire, wind, hail, flood, lightening, or other acts of God...."