Secret Santa

I drew Boss's name in the office's gift exchange. Our limit is $10.00. I know he likes golfing, the Minnesota Vikings, Jack Daniels, and building houses. What he needs is a prescription for Ritalin, but I don't think I can afford that.

Update (1:00 p.m.) -- I no longer have Boss's name. It turns out that one other employee drew his own name, so now I have to buy for him instead. This is worse because I know absolutely nothing about his likes, dislikes, or tastes. I suppose I could go the easy route and get him a Wal-Mart gift card, something from the NMSU bookstore, or a Hickory Farms gift basket.