Anyone named Quasimodo gets free seats on the 50 yard line.

The sound of bells -- cow bells -- will afflict fans at Aggie football games this year. I remember how annoying it was when just one or two parents at high school marching band competitions would ring them. Now you want every fan at a home game to have them? If I were anywhere near the stadium during the game, I'd go spare. The referees should be paid extra.

This article, put out by the Aggie sports marketing dept., says that the bells will tie in with our history as the state's ag. school.

In addition to the debut of the Bring it-Ring it campaign, the Aggies will welcome three local high school marching bands, an appearance by Nickelodeon’s Jimmy Neutron, NMSU faculty-staff appreciation day, and of course the new Aggie defense.

What? You mean there's a football game, too? Honestly, they barely mention the game date and time, and nowhere does it say to which team the Aggies will lose. I mean, there's a chance we could win more than two games this year, so shouldn't we tell fans if we have a chance with whomever the first opponent is?