Time to make the donuts.

I peruse the ads of my local stores online because I'm too cheap to buy a newspaper. I see that one store has Dunkin' Donuts coffee on sale this week. I don't drink coffee, but if I wanted this brand, why wouldn't I just go to one of their establishments and buy some? Oh, wait. That's right. There isn't a Dunkin' Donuts store in Las Cruces. Isn't it ironic that I can buy a donut store's coffee but I can't buy the actual donuts?

Darn it. Now I want donuts.