Hello! My Name Is: Old Horse That's Good with People

The bathroom I use to shower after working out (it's a bathroom with lockers and a shower, but it's not a locker room) had a couple of boys' nametags in it this morning. From what I can tell on the calendar, there wasn't any event this past weekend for which the boys would have needed nametags. Oh well.

What? Oh, the title? Well, that's just a nametag for a tame nag.