Jumping Nope

It's very unusual for me to see anyone in the gym on the weekends -- especially a student, at 5:30 a.m., on a Saturday, during school break. But there he was, running laps around the indoor track. After a cooldown, walking lap, he hopped in place. It looked like he was jumping rope without the rope.

He looked kind of silly, but it might be a good idea. After all, people say skipping rope is good exercise, but I tend to give up after a short time because I either trip myself, or the rope is too short and it catches on the back of my head. Why not "skip" the rope?

Speaking of things that don't make sense....



Oh, and that reminds me of Opus's line, "Gilda Radner shouldn't end."