It probably wouldn't fit me anyway.

I received an e-coupon from a chain of sandwich restaurants, offering a free kid's combo with purchase of an entree.  It's probably something to do with Fathers' Day, but who am I to turn down a free meal?

I saw two men there with children I presumed were theirs, and the kids had a plastic, wearable replica of a fireman's helmet.  There's one pictured on the coupon I turned in, so why didn't I get one?  Maybe they hand it out only if there's a child present.