And you thought your local gym was a "meat market".

For some reason, it didn't occur to me to enter "horticulture" into the job site search engines, rather than "grounds" or "landscape".  It did narrow the field quite a bit, but it also presented some interesting results.

Apparently, having a degree in horticulture makes me eligible to be hired as a Meat Inspector.  Even better, Funeral Home Director popped up in a search.  "General knowledge of horticulture" was way down on the requirements.  I think I could do that job, though, once I get my certification in embalming.