A Word to the Wise

For those of you college graduates who haven't landed a job yet, here's some interviewing advice from the real world.

1) If you wish to remove your nose ring before the interview, do it before entering the building, not in front of the interviewer.

2) After removing your nose ring, do not shake hands with the interviewer.

(The applicant was barely out the door as the interviewer rushed to wash her hands.)