In Which I Am Crude

I arrived at work a short time ago.  One of the story headlines in today's newspaper in the break room read, "Lottery creating game tied to sports".  Before reading the article, I figured it was about a new scratch-off game.  (Based on what I've seen at gas station counters, lottery scratch-off tickets tend to have themes.)  A natural for a sports-related one would be "Scratch Your Balls".