What in the name of Christmas is that?

A coworker brought in three boxes of donuts to share this morning. They came from a major discount retailer which most Americans either love or hate. (Me, I'm neutral.) They are a mixture, meaning they have decorations and flavors I think donuts aren't meant to have. Two of them are decorated for Christmas. I haven't seen a green like that since St. Patrick's Day! That is not a color food should be. (A word of warning: the donuts are terrible, and so are the cakes and frosting this store sells.)