Spamwiches

Or maybe I should call this dessert, since it could be considered a follow up to my 8/17/07 post, "Bloody Vikings", about e-mail spam. How about leftovers, like the sandwiches I'll be making with the turkey in my freezer?

An open note to the world's spammers: get your acts together! For years, you have been bugging me to try your various penis enlargement techniques, pills, or whatever. Now you're telling me to "watch the inches come off". Or does that refer to when the Viagra you're pushing, too, wears off?