I'm a Norwegian Bachelor Farmer.

Except I have no Norse ancestry. And I don't farm, but I do grow things for a living, and I grow a bit of my own food. But Scottish-Polish Bachelor Horticulturist just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Incidentally, I didn't intend on planting anything this year, since I don't yet know if I'll be able to take care of my pot garden all summer. However, I planted some potatoes yesterday. I had to; they had crossed the line from "edible" into "threatening to take over my pantry".