They should've just named the business Merkins 'R' Us.
File this in both the "Truth is Stranger than Fiction" and the "I Am Not Making this Up" folders. In Dalton, Georgia, you can visit the Beaver Carpets store.
Oh, if you're even more naive or repressed than me, the title refers to this.
posted by Captain Chlorophyll @ 3:29 PM
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I'm actually slightly disturbed by the fact that I know what a merkin is.
There's a commercial we'll never see on TV. "Not only am I the president of the Hair Club for Women, I'm also a member." (Well, maybe on the Playboy channel.)
Next thing you know, they'll be for sale on QVC, right after the erotic lingerie.
I *used* to be blissfully unaware...
Bizarro
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