This post is rated PG-13.
If I were outgoing and consistently witty enough, I'd use the following in my stand-up act.
Have you ever dialed a phone sex number and gotten a busy signal? Do you really think she's going to want to talk to you after having a phony orgasm with another guy? Maybe you'll get her answering machine.
"I'm sorry, but I can't come on the phone right now. Please leave a boxers-or-brief message with your name and (credit card) number, and I'll call you back."
And that was before I opened the beer!
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home