Anhydrous Wit

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

This post is rated PG-13.

If I were outgoing and consistently witty enough, I'd use the following in my stand-up act.

Have you ever dialed a phone sex number and gotten a busy signal? Do you really think she's going to want to talk to you after having a phony orgasm with another guy? Maybe you'll get her answering machine.

"I'm sorry, but I can't come on the phone right now. Please leave a boxers-or-brief message with your name and (credit card) number, and I'll call you back."


And that was before I opened the beer!

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