The nose knows.

In response to yesterday's mention of the $25 candle, my friend Gimpy offered this link: Man Candles. (Note: although the pictures for the Beach Babe candle, which I'm guessing smell like coconut tanning oil, display no nudity, they certainly are inappropriate for viewing while at work.) Bacon and Pizza I can understand, but who wants to smell Fishing Dock (dead fish, I presume)? And, if you want to smell Garage, why not just step into one?

What I'd like is a candle that smells like roasting green chile. Heck, I might even shell out 25 bucks for one.