Now would be a good time to hope for a nuclear holocaust.

People often bemoan the current youth (whatever they consider "youth" at whatever time) and say that they fear for the future of the planet. Today, I offer you proof that we are in trouble.

A student currently enrolled at this school sent an e-mail, requesting "lofting" materials for his dorm bed. Skippy replied to the e-mail, asking, "What dorm and room are you in?"

Wait. It gets worse.

The student replied, "I am in Presley and I am pretty sure I am in 211."

The really sad part is that he didn't even spell the name of his own dorm correctly.