I already subscribe, anyway.

Yesterday afternoon, my cell phone rang.  It showed a number on the screen, so it wasn't someone I have programmed into the memory, but it was a local number, so I answered, in case it was work-related anyway.  I answered the way I always do on my work-cell, "This is Cap'n."  The female caller identified herself as working for the city's newspaper and would try me again later regarding a subscription.  She must be so used to reaching voice mail that she didn't expect a real, live person to answer the phone.