I never realized my computer was female.

The computer tech spoke with me today.  He said that he eliminated the power supply and the hard drive as creating my computer problem.  Maybe it's a glitch in the memory or a broken connection in the motherboard.

I guess computer nerds, since the dawn of computing, have always lacked female companionship, hence why they called it the motherboard, instead of a masculine or gender-neutral name.  I also guess that's why I don't understand computers, since I don't understand women, either.