Don't Eat Yellow Snow, Either

I go to a discount grocery store that stocks only store brands, as well as other cost-saving measures.  Still, they use the same trick that most supermarkets do:  placing candy by the checkout lanes, hoping that customers will purchase some on impulse.

While at the store yesterday, I caught a glimpse of a chewing gum package out of the corner of my eye.  "Surely, that doesn't say...." I thought.  No, the name of the gum is ExciteMint, not Excrement.