Elmo Got New Shoes

A friend in college frequently said that, and she got rather irritating after a while.

Anyway, I saw a woman at the gym yesterday with quite... er... "interesting" footwear. They were shaped like clogs but appeared to be made of plastic and had holes in them. They also were multicolored. That, in a nutshell, is the state of women's fashions today.

Sadly, she managed to assemble a workout wardrobe that complemented them.

When she walked by my workout station and I got to see them up close, I observed that the multicolors were all swirled together. "Those things could even go well with an oil spill," I realized.