All the News That's Unfit to Print
Add this to the "you heard it here first" -- unless you read Rolling Stone.
My recycling e-mail brought news of Dreamscape LLC's Sex Toy Recycling Program, which "seeks to reclaim unwanted used sex toys from households and the adult movie industry, even going so far as offering a $10 gift card good for a replacement plaything for each box of used marital aids received."
"Marital aids." (Snicker)
'Tis a pity this wasn't around last year. One of my friends could have used it.
posted by Captain Chlorophyll @ 6:39 AM
1 Comments:
"'Tis a pity this wasn't around last year. One of my friends could have used it."
You PROMISED to keep that a secret!
Oh.. wait.. unless you weren't talking about me...
Eh. Uh.. Ehem... well... I'll just go hide in my closet now. [blush!]
It
was
a
back
massager! I swear!
[Bzzzzz.. oh yeah. That's the spot.]
;-)
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