It's a Neighborly Day in this Beautywood

Just wanted to pop in to my office and tell you that, after so much rain, we're finally having good weather! It's in the upper 70's with a stiff breeze and just a few clouds. It's a perfect day to set up a hammock under a campus tree and read a good book in the shade.

And a beer. A beer would be nice. A cold, frosty one at my elbow. (Would you fluff my pillow, please?)

A snack would go well with this book. How about some dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses? Hmm, need something to balance the sweetness. Cheetos and dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses. That sounds too much like dessert. How about a cheesesteak, some Cheetos, and some dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses?

A hammock, a book, a beer, a cheesesteak, some Cheetos, and some Hershey's Kisses. Yeah, that sounds right. About the only thing that could make this afternoon any better would be an orgasm. I don't suppose...?