The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

On the way back from picking up sod the other day, Skippy and I passed a Fort O. restaurant I absolutely must try: The Apocalypse Authentic Greek and Italian Restaurant.

Yes, you read that right: The Apocalypse, not The Acropolis. (That's a good restaurant, too.)

According to the review linked above, "The menu states, 'We Specialize in Royal Service'." I have a better slogan: "The last place you'll ever eat."