And this guy teaches students?

We received this work order request the other day from one of the dorm parents, who teaches English.

There's no air conditioning in our apartment right now and I wanted to ask you about it. During a couple of brief conversations with Wendell this summer, he said we'd be able to have some control or ability to change the temperature to make our place cooler in the winter. Right now, we can get some heat but we get no AC. All settings on the minus side produce the same temperature, which is simply the "no heat" temp.

Any way to change this or is this something we have to live with? Thanks.

Keep in mind that this request was sent on February 1, the day which the low temperature was 46 degrees F, and the high was 53 deg. F. It was cloudy all day, so one couldn't even say that passive solar heating had overheated the apartment.

Froggy's response was, out of earshot of Skippy, "Open a f---ing window."