If I Were Evil...

I had an evil thought this afternoon.  I figure that everyone is a balance of good and bad, with varying percentages among people.  ("The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" is a good treatment of this idea.)  I'm generally good -- not as pure as the Pope, but I'm pretty close to "as pure as the driven snow".  (No, I don't mean snow that's been driven on.)

Anyway, if I were evil, I'd go to the grocery store checkout line, and I'd have you call my cell. phone, and... my ringtone would be "Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer".