What wagon? Where? I didn't see any wagon.

I told Thing One this is what happens when she leaves me unsupervised in the discount section at Barnes & Noble.  I mean, I only went in there on a quest for one book I intend to give my friend Betty (they didn't have it, of course), so to fill my time while Thing One was being helped with her Nook problem, I browsed.  In my defense, one of the five books I bought will be a Yule gift for my friend Gimpy, and all of them were on sale.  Besides, now I have books to read during my move -- not that I didn't have plenty available already.