Thanks, I Think.

I received a corporate birthday card in the mail.  The return address sticker is from Portland, OR.  Do I know anyone in Portland?  The card was signed by Ted and by Lisa F.  Do I know anyone named Ted or Lisa?

I wonder how many cards Ted and Lisa sign each month.  I wonder if they know even a quarter of the recipients.  Why not save the company postage and just send me a robo-generated e-card next year?