A Disturbing Pattern

Four weeks ago, the day after I left The Noog for my vacation, it snowed. Two weeks ago, the day after I returned from my vacation, it snowed. Today, it has started snowing. I don't like this pattern, but at least it's predictable.

Worse yet, I missed my weekly cheesesteak the last time it snowed...

Can you guess which of these guys I am more like? (Let's see if I can get this to show up. Cross fingers!)