I told you not to play with your balls in the house!

The staff painter has been repairing and repainting a fascia in the gym. When he returned from lunch the other day, he found two fresh, baseball sized holes in it, caused by students taking batting practice.

Nope, in this ivory tower, the students don't have to use the indoor batting cage in the very same room, they don't have to use tennis balls instead of baseballs while they're indoors, nor are they ever supervised by a teacher or coach when they're using potentially harmful sports equipment.

Isn't it nice to have a rich mommy and daddy?