It's not my fault!

Yesterday marked my first anniversary of living and working in The Noog. I wanted to wait until today for the announcement, though, to make sure my first year was completely up. From now on, nothing that happens here is my fault (especially the weather). Froggy will probably try to argue the opposite, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. In fact, since I've been here a year, it's about time to put on those boxing gloves, doncha think?