If I called in sick that often, I'd be dead.

'Tis Monday again, and you know what that means: one (or more) employee(s) has phoned in sick. Sounds like it's time for me to pull the attendance records and "counsel" the one that has called in just about every other Monday for the past two months. Gee, and I just wrote him up for goofing off during work hours, too. Poor guy.

Why doesn't anyone get sick on a Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday?