I don't like hearing my own voice, either.

Thing One wanted to test a digital camera this past weekend, so I showed her some of the plants blooming on campus at the moment. I ended up in some of the photos, and, sad to say, my ego took a big hit.

You'll recall that my self image is fatter than other people think I am. Well, he also has more hair, and it's browner, than I actually do.

Seriously, I look different in a mirror than I did in the photos. Where is that guy now? I feel younger than I look; can you see that?

Life is a frickin' Vogon guard shouting, "Resistance is useless!"