I'm too old to become a famous quarterback, anyway.

On my way home from work yesterday, I noticed that someone had tried hiding a football behind a tree. (It wasn't that big of a tree, obviously.) After I picked it up, I tried holding it like I remember my gym teacher telling me: fingers on the laces. I couldn't keep a grip on the thing, let alone be able to throw it properly. I know my hands aren't big, but I have kind of long fingers. I wonder how big the hands are of NFL quarterbacks. That's the sort of statistics they should be keeping.