Wrap up Your Love

On my walk back from the library this morning, I saw a small, flattened box along the curb.  It had originally held a "glass encased rose".

It couldn't have been much of a symbol of love.  It was less than six inches long.  You do know how to measure six inches without a ruler, don't you?  You simply put your hand into your pants and pull out... a dollar bill.

That might not be suitable for everyone, though.  Many people use debit cards instead of cash.  I'm sure there are women all over America who say, "I prefer plastic."