"I Get An Oval" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
At the end of my haircut the other day, I happened to notice my face in the mirror. Sure, I see myself several times a day, but this is the first time I looked at myself. I noticed that my face is no longer round; it is an oval. That is, quite possibly, the happiest thing to happen to me this week.
Not to be outdone, the rest of my body is getting in to the act. At home, my bathroom mirror showed me that my hips are no longer wider than my shoulders. (I still have a rhinoceros butt, though.)
And, oddly enough, this "eating less" deal isn't as difficult as it used to be...
posted by Captain Chlorophyll @ 5:31 AM
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Sigh. I fell completely off the "healthy eating" wagon and now weigh has much as I ever have. I want a metabolism transplant.
My eating habits are crap. But, I don't eat much in the way of "junk food". No hamburgers. No sodas. I drink my tea black. I don't eat candy very often. Heck, I have even cut back on my alcohol consumption. I have had one or two beers in the past week.
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