This is nuts.

The school is closed for "winterim", so we employees have to find other venues for lunch. Yesterday, the managers decided to eat out. (So much for me not spending money superfluously.)

The restaurant where we ate had peanuts available to munch while waiting for our entrees. The peanut box was labeled like this. "Due to possible allergic reactions, please do not remove peanuts from store."

Why not? Do the peanuts suddenly become allergenic once they cross the threshhold? Shouldn't there be a sign on the door, warning incoming patrons who might be allergic that peanuts are inside the restaurant? Maybe its the peanuts themselves that are allergic; they'll start sneezing and sniffling in your hands if you carry them outside.