I don't try to think I'm better than everyone else...

...but this sure helps.

Froggy insists that he's a Yankee because he was born in Michigan. Now I haven't looked up any "You might be a Redneck if..." links, but these characteristics certainly qualify.

1) He owns a pickup truck. (It's red.)
2) The number of dogs in his immediate family outnumber his wife, child, and stepchildren added together. (Add in his ex-wife, and you'd be close.)
3) He talks like a Southerner. Examples:
a) "Winder" instead of "window"
b) "So I called her back, and I says to her I says..."
c) "That's my most educatedest guess."