Maybe we should call it a "haik".

Since Skippy was out of town today (at a karate competition in North Carolina for his son), I sent him a text message this evening, to let him know how the day went at work.

"Gushers repaired. Bad mood eased. Workout refreshing. Cheesesteak tonight."

He replied, "Is this haiku?"

Close, but I need another syllable. What if I replace "eased" with "erased"? It's not accurate, but does that really matter in poetry?