By George, I think I've got it!

Well, no, not the poison ivy rash. You already know about that. And, no, I don't even mean the new bumps that have appeared on my palms, since I last blogged about it. I'm speaking of a way I can survive without washing my hands yet still be able to eat and read. You can feed me and read to me. What do you think? Um, no, I'm still going to rub the anti-itch gel on myself -- unless you're very nice to me. ;)