Obviously, I'm not Popeye.

Here's an excerpt from an online chat I had yesterday with my friend Gimpius Maximus. (Yeah, I'll call him that, instead of "Gimpy", because he asked me to, but it sounds dippy to me.)

Me: Of course not. I am whom I am.
Gimpy*: If that statement doesn't make that abundantly clear, then they do not know just whom you are.
Me: Precisely.

*Well, it's a lot more concise to call him that, especially when I don't want his preferred nickname to take up more line space than my entire utterances.