Imponderable Question of the Universe #99
If Adolf Hitler could have a girlfriend, why am I still single?
posted by Captain Chlorophyll @ 4:59 AM
Thursday, August 25, 2011
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1 Comments:
You are single for two reasons: 1) you choose activities where eligible women are not present, 2) your standards are unreasonably high - you need to start dating to find the woman you want(how ironic!).
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