Lowrider Wannabes

Dear Thumper,

Even if I am destined to remain oblivious to the true meaning of "cool". Even if you extend your axles and slap on chrome wheels and tiny tires. Even if your speakers are loud enough to vibrate the teeth out of your head. Even if you screw a giant "bat wing" onto the trunk.

No matter what you do to make your car cool, it's still a Honda.