What's in a (middle) name?

I got an e-mail from the business office, asking me to verify if my employees currently covered by the school's auto insurance policy are to remain on the list. I have now learned the middle names of some of my crew.

I have a Nathaniel, a Baine, and (so help the poor guy) a Mickey. I also learned that my crispiest Jesus Krispie is named John Joseph; that explains a heck of a lot.

What's that? You want to know my middle name? Yeah, well, so does the school, because all they have is my middle initial, and it is wrong.