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An employee of Froggy's crew commented yesterday that he thinks we didn't send men to walk on the moon, that it's just a hoax. I didn't think there really were people like that.

When you think about it, it couldn't possibly be a hoax. Sure, the moon rocks at the Smithsonian could have been hacked out of a quarry somewhere, and you can put whatever you want on television, and those video transmissions from the moon are as grainy as the famous Loch Ness Monster photos, but there's no way that a government administration can carry on such an expensive, notable, multi-year scheme without someone leaking the truth.

Well, not an expensive, notable, multi-year scheme that makes us feel good about ourselves.