I Think It Happened Near a Fjord

You wouldn't know it, what with me having the name Chlorophyll, but I am descended from Scots on my mother's side.  My friend Gimpy is, too, though on his father's side.  He is very proud of his ancestry, so I just bought him a little book called Clans and Tartans.  Before turning it over to him, I thought I'd check out my own clan.  Among the various ways my clan has distinguished itself, it "...took an active part in the Battle of Pinkie in 1547...."

In Which I Pun Myself

As I stood up from the breakfast table, I thought, "I am fortified."

A little voice elsewhere in my brain replied, "No, you're forty-eight."